Oh, Craigslist.

Sometimes it's all I can do not to slam my head into the keyboard when I see this stuff. These are all real ads.


"MUST SELL TODAY ,NEED MONEY FOR SCHOOL & WANT BE RIDDING FOR A WHILE. BEAUTIFUL TN. WALKING HORSE GUILDING,15.2 , 7 YEARS OLD GUILDING ,VERY NICE STYLISH HORSE NICE SLOW GAIT, BUT WILL GO FASTER IF YOU LET HIM. NO BAD HABITS. LOADS, NO KICK, RARE OR BITE,VERY SWEET AND JUST TELL HIM AND HE DOES IT.WILL DELIVER IF YOU HAVE NO TRAILER . WE HAVE BEEN RIDDING HIM IN THE MOUNTAINS AND HE DOES GRATE. PLEASE CALL --------------- REDUCED WERE ASKING 850.00 600.00 TAKES HIM TODAY."
 

ISO a best friend and forever home with a loving person who will take care of and love me and in return I will provide TONS of happy, fun memories and trail rides together. I am wanting to be your best friend. I am laid back, easy going, not spooky but have the courage to go anywhere, anytime. Dont mind water or roads, dogs dont scare me and neither do trailers. In fact I walk right in a trailer and wait to go whereever we go!! I have good ground manners and wont walk all over you. I am about 15hh and I dont need fancy shoes my feet are pretty without them!! I dont take much care at all. I am a low maintenance gal!! Kids and adults alike have enjoyed my company. I dont care about the boy horses or get "moody" neither. I am UTD on shots and have a new neg coggins!! I am easy to get along with but do not like traders, killbuyers or rough riders. If you think I can become your forever friend please call or text ------------ NO EMAILS PLS!!
(Not too bad of an ad yet...other than spelling...but wait for it)

If Nevada's perosnal ad is confusing let me put it in human terms. She loads, leads, and hauls, has good hard feet and rides barefoot, does not need shoes, she is laid back, not spooky and will go anywhere you point her. She has been ridden by adults and kids. She is 15hh and has not offered a bite, buck, kick or rear for us. She is NOT Marish, not coldbacked and can stand in the field for moths, be pulle dout and ride off like nothing. She is a GREAT trail horse who is not getting used and news someone who loves to ride and enjoy the trails with her. She is NOT a gaited horse and NOT registered. She is healthy, sane and sound and waiting for the right person to enjoy trails with. PLS call or text ------------- PICS were taken 5/25/2013
(Wait for ittt....)

HER AGE IS NOT LISTED,....COME LOOK AND RIDE HER AND GUESS HER AGE......GET IT RIGHT AND WE WILL DROP HER PRICE BY AT LEAST $50!!
(THERE IT IS! Guess the age??)